ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

• showers

things that are not enjoyable:

• getting in the shower
• getting out of the shower

• expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
• reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck